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When I first saw the Lelo Gigi I thought it was the handset from a cordless telephone! I suppose you could pretend to be talking on the phone if someone walked in the room and caught you playing with it; although it might be a little difficult to explain why it’s between your legs, unless of course you do talk out of your ass!

The Lelo Gigi was a gift to me from a very old friend who sadly moved away. She was not only my friend, she was also my occasional lover, and before she left she had introduced me to the Lelo Gigi very nicely; and now I have my own I couldn’t be happier.

Of course when I got my Gigi through the post with the lovely little note from my old friend I new exactly what to do with it. I remember my friend and lover introducing me to my g spot for the very first time with this contraption. This is the primary reason that the Gigi is shaped like the handset from a telephone, just for the purpose of stimulating the g-spot, which it does so with some success! When I first felt the excitement from the g spot it was like a wave of pure energy washing over my body. I’ve heard my husband talk about when I masturbate him when he’s relaxed, that sometimes as he approaches his orgasm he feels it build in his fingers and toes before his climax shudders through his body and centres around the tip of his cock. Well this must be pretty similar because I felt my climax building from regions of my body that I never even knew had any feelings, and when I finally did come to the end of this enormous climax my body shuddered and I continued to shake as though i’d just been through childbirth again. There really is no other way to describe the g spot, and I would imagine that it’s pretty different for everyone else.

To play with my Lelo Gigi is to remember that time, every time it comes out of its stylish little case. This is a sex toy that I don’t use with my husband because it still has that sentimental, and very sexy secret attached to it; although if my husband did know i’m pretty sure he’d be impressed and probably want a threesome. Sadly for him, this is not what I want.

So now I get it out virtually everyday when he’s gone to work. It’s a rechargable vibe so I can plug it in overnight behind my dressing table where he’ll never look, and in the morning it’s ready with hours of charge time for me to weaken myself with. I take it out the case and caress the soft, silicone shaft of the Gigi and rub the palm of my hand over its flattened g spot stimulator; it’s all almsot like a ritual with me now, every time I play with myself. Then I lube up a little (although lately this barely seems necessary due to the fact I am alread wet just thinking about it) and lay back on my bed ready to play. I like to switch it on first and feel the wobbling and vibrating in my hand before I insert it; I find it much more erotic like this, and it has five different speeds too that allow me to build my anticipation nicely. I sometimes run it up and down my leg and across my nipples too, so that I am literally busting to push it inside.

Once inside me the orgasms keep on coming (no pun intended), and if it wasn’t for the fact that I have work to do duing the day, and places to go, I would quite literally stay there in the bedroom from the moment my husband leaves, to the moment he returns.

The Lelo Gigi is:

• 6.5″ of lovely Lelo Gigi length
• Made of plastic and silicone
• Rechargeable
• A G-Spot Vibrator

This is not a toy anyone would regret buying, it has to be one of Lelo’s best creations to date.

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I’ve used the Lelo Lilly before and I loved the experience and it’s small design, so I was instantly attracted to the Lelo Iris Pleasure Object. This little beauty is a step up from the Lilly in that it actually penetrates! I used the Lilly for years, and still do, but when I need that little bit extra, when I need to feel as though something is actually shoving itself inside my hot, wet pussy, I turn to the Iris Pleasure Object.

This is a sex toy to use when you’re on your own and you’ve got time to spare; and also, I nearly forgot, make sure no-one else is in the house when you try it for the first time because you’re sure to scream the walls down. I’ve never been as loud during sex or masturbation as I was when I pushed this gorgeous little sex toy into my pussy. Well, when I say “little sex toy” I should probably be a little more accurate. It isn’t little at all. In fact it’s quite big, and it certainly rivals my husband’s cock. It’s 8″ in length and you really get to feel every inch of it as it goes in. I think this is probably due to the design. It sort of bends in the same shape as you would imagine the inside of your vagina, and it hits all the right spots. When I switched it onto a faster speed I could push it all the way in and still manage to get my clit stimulated due to the pressure that seems to automatically apply itself when you push in and out.

I’ve seen a load of those huge nobbly vibes out there on the market, and i’ve often been tempted to buy one. However, I do have a husband who is pretty good at doing me most of the time, so I don’t see the point in buying a dildo or a vibrator that tries to be a cock; i’ve got one at my disposal thanks. The best thing a vibe can do is to do something new and exciting like the Lelo Iris Pleasure Object has done. It’s slick surface and relatively lump and bump free design allows me to get the maximum amount of pleasure from the device, without pushing to much in any direction; it’s thickness is just right, and when combined with the vibrations it almsot feels as though the Iris is actually glued to me at times!

Now I know I’ve told you that the Lelo Iris is a sex toy that you should play with on your own, but I have to tell you about when my husband caught me playing with it the other day. I think it was Wednesday last week, i’m not entirely sure, but I can be sure of the fact that I very nearly gave him a heart attack when he walked through the door.

We are no strangers to masturbation, and we both know that the other does it frequently (this is the basis of a healthy sex life in my mind), but I don’t think that my husband expected to see me on the staircase right in front of the door with my panties pulled to one side and my Lelo Iris Pleasure Object in my hand, thrusting it into myself. I had just washed it with some soapy water in the kitchen sink you see, and I got a little horny rubbing it in the water; all I could think of was when I could do myself with it again. So that’s how I ended up on the staircase; that’s as far as I could make it!

My husband dropped his bag at the same time as his jaw hit the floor. However, he didn’t waste any time in getting his trousers off and finishing me off right then and there on the staircase with the Lelo Iris still buzzin at my side. During our intercourse he actually grabbed it and pushed it between us while we did it; I think he got as much out of it as I did. Well it didn’t seem to take him long to exhaust his batteries anyway!

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The Lelo Lily Changed My Life

I mean that with all my heart. I’m not usually a woman who wears her heart on her sleeve but I can get away with telling you all about this because I don’t know you; well, one of you does (if you’re reading this). The story goes back a few months to when I met my new boyfriend. I tell you he was my “boy” friend because he is quite literally just a boy to me. I am 52 years old and he is 25! I know, I am lucky aren’t I?

Tom (that’s my toy boy) introduced me to sex toys for the first time a few months ago, virtually when I met him. He picked me up in a bar on an evening when I was feeling particularly loose and cheap. Me and a couple of my friends had decided to go out trying to recapture our youth, and maybe some sex life (although we weren’t holding our breath). Tom was in the bar, and he wasted no time in flirting with me. I remember thinking at the time that this boy must be pretty confident approaching three middle aged women who had clearly had one too many drinks, and to be honest it really turned me on. By the end of the night we were chatting like old friends, and we’d been getting on so well I hadn’t even noticed my own friends had gone; I think they were a bit put out that they weren’t getting as much attention as I was!

It was then that Tom started to tell me about his online business, selling sex toys. I couldn’t believe my ears at first, but I was certainly intrigued. He said it was the best job he’d ever had and that he knew all about how women “crave to have the orgasms they deserve” and other such stuff, and he handed me the Lelo Lily vibrator. Well it’s lucky that the Lilly isn’t a huge great big thing the size of a table leg or I’d have felt like a real idiot holding it right there in the middle of the bar, but as it happens the Lilly isn’t very big at all. It sat very nicely in the palm of my hand like a little pet, and it felt very nice to touch. I’m not very experienced when it comes to sex toys, but even I could tell that it was shaped perfectly to stimulate my clit and labia.

It looked so neat that I just wanted to get home and try it out. But then, to my surprise Tom told me to put it into my panties right there and then while we were sitting in the bar. He told me it was a clit vibe and it would make me orgasm like never before.

Well because my inhibitions were considerably lower than would usually be I did it of course. I looked Tom straight in the eyes and stuck my hand down the waistband of my jeans and popped it into my panties, just parting my lips a little to make it sit nice and snug. I could already feel it pressing on my clit and it felt fantastic. I was getting feelings in my lower body that I hadn’t had since the last time I stood with myself pressed hard against the washing machine on spin cycle. Now, when I turned it on it was like something else entirely and not at all what I’d have expected from something so small and innocent looking. The Lelo Lily had a surprising amount of power for something so small, and its variable vibration speed allowed me to progress to my climax incrementally! I really can’t get over how much this tiny vibe shocked me.

Sitting in one of those booths at the side of a bar certainly has its advantages, but I never thought I would take advantage of it in this way. Orgasm I certainly did – twice! That was the first time I’d climaxed like that in 30 years! The second time I came I turned up the vibrations and had to control the rest of my body shaking with the intense pleasure I was getting from this little Lelo Lilly. I looked Tom straight in the eye and my cheeks turned the brightest shade of red, brighter than anything I’ve had in my make-up box in the last 20 years. Tom was clearly enjoying himself just watching me getting off on the Lelo Lilly in my panties, and when I looked at him a little longer I realised that he too was shaking a little; the devil was playing with himself under the table!

Well, I had to help in out with that didn’t i? I couldn’t just leave the young man fiddling with his cock under the table so I reached under and did it for him while the Lelo Lilly sat there vibrating away in my panties. I had to stop after the second orgasm because my legs actually started to feel like they too were having an orgasm! I was tingling all over the place.

I still have my Lelo Lilly by the bed, and luckily Tom gave me the charger for it before we decided not to see any more of each other. I’m not sad though because I have my Lilly, and this little friend of mine has a lot more life in it than a man (up to seven hours of life to be exact) and it doesn’t even cost me any money in batteries!

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